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Staring at breasts… adds to your lifespan?

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7:15 am
March 1, 2011


Babycha

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Post edited 9:22 pm – February 28, 2011 by Babycha


Frankfurt,

Germany, December 6 – A rather bizarre study carried out by

German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for

men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the

study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par

with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by

five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a

well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics

work-out.

Entire article here: 

http://www.themedguru.com/2009…..31320.html

 

 

Wow. I'm having a hard time believing this… Please don't give people an excuse to stare at women's breasts.

8:54 am
March 1, 2011


Scissors

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Oh I read that, what a joke.

What next, a study about looking at vadge?

 

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9:19 am
March 1, 2011


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Suhweeeet! I'm off to stare at my fiancee's breast. Gotta make sure i live a looooooooong life.

Blah, blah, blah… now go get some pussy.

9:27 am
March 1, 2011


Babycha

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"Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the
heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question:
Gazing at breasts makes men healthy."

 

Dr. Weatherby needs to get a life.

 

@Nimbo- I wish you the best of luck in your lifespan-increasing endeavors.

@scissors- Medina is awesome.

9:30 am
March 1, 2011


Nimbo

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Babycha said:

@Nimbo- I wish you the best of luck in your lifespan-increasing endeavors.

 


 

Thank you, seeing as you are the one having to suffer under this i'm happy that you are wishing me good luck.

Blah, blah, blah… now go get some pussy.

10:13 am
March 1, 2011


coolgame17

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If it's as easy to have credibility in the scientific circle, so I will undertake some studies to better raise my social status.

Studies such as:

  • The recipe for a nuclear fusion is a conversation between a straight man and a lesbian.
  • Stress can cure cancer.
  • Video games are more harmful than eating shit three times a day.

Seriously, if it is to say caricatures of crap like that, as far as what Dr. Karen Weatherby become humorist in bars. Anyway, I have a BBBIIIIIIIGGG doubt in her methods of observation.

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2:39 pm
March 1, 2011


Vickie

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This is a hoax/satire. I went to search the New England Journal of Medicine but there's no article published by any Weatherby. Even if there were that one study, they did a study for over 5 years, and drew the conclusion that it can increase the lifespan of presumably straight men for over 4-5 years? Yeah, right.

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5:47 pm
March 1, 2011


lovesNella

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yeah, i saw that some time back. it's in the same band of studies that show that women with wider hips live longer.

i think it's a matter of whether or not you believe it. Some of these studies are so arbitrary, sometimes they take one small aspect of their findings, and make these grand conclusions from them.

Sometimes i think, just because they're "scientists", and they carry out "studies", they think they can just come out and say "winking at pretty girls makes you lose weight" even if they do carry out these studies they are never, ever, carried out on more than 200 people. Check it.

it could be a load of codswallop or very good advice. But if that's true, well, i'll see you lot in like, a 100 years or so.

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11:46 pm
March 6, 2011


Xymox

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Yes, this is a hoax!  

http://urbanlegends.about.com/.....reasts.htm

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12:15 am
March 7, 2011


Upthevilla

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It is ok if I still chose to believe it though, right?   Lol ladies remember…it's the quality of the breast, not the quantity.  *nods*  I think I may have seen a few that have shaved some minutes off of my own mortality.

1:29 am
March 7, 2011


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FOURWBR said:

It is ok if I still chose to believe it though, right?   Lol ladies remember…it's the quality of the breast, not the quantity.  *nods*  I think I may have seen a few that have shaved some minutes off of my own mortality.


 

I want to believe it as well. The power of breasts compels you!!

Blah, blah, blah… now go get some pussy.

4:35 pm
March 23, 2011


merfy

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I am guessing this has something to do with the fact that if the man is staring at a womins breats, then you can most likely assume he is going to have sex, which means he's going to carry on his natural instints of populating the globe, so it probably (i'm theorizing) does something to his heath because he's obviously healthy enough (good genes) to get sex and needs to keep re populating so his body is like WERE GUNNA LIVE LONGER, because its our duty to live longer so we can have more sex…..at last carrying on the human rein upon the world, and making all the other guys who don't have good genes die faster because they don't get sex. Make sense? lol

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