Bayonetta is presently being lauded with high review scores. If we fell in line with those scores here at Lesbian Gamers it would get the coveted “Carmen’s Lapdance” review score, but I gotta tell ya, I’m not feeling the Bayonetta love fest just yet. Granted I’ve played the title for only a few hours, so before reviewing it obviously many more hours are needed, but as first impressions go, I just don’t know why all the noise about this game. Some writers are suggesting this redefines genres, that it is the BEST action fighter since the dawn of time. At the moment I feel like it was designed by 14 year old boys hitting puberty with a penchant for BDSM and weird Japanese soundtracks. That said it’s not awful, It is a good game (technically), with a lot going on, but is it really worth almost perfect review scores? Why do you love / loathe Bayonetta? I’ll be reviewing this title properly once I’ve finished it, remember this is just ones persons thoughts based on a first impression. Now imagine Jo Frost (Super Nanny) as Bayonetta (not hard is it?!), that would be pretty pretty pretty cool… “get on the naughty step you bad bad girl”. Terrifying.