Fat Princess release date and trophies

If you’re waiting on Fat Princess, you don’t have long, the big boned gal will make her royal appearance on the PlayStation Network Thursday, July 30th for $14.99. It will release simultaneously worldwide in N. America, Europe and Asia. If you’d like to see all those trophies (including a couple that might get a certain sector annoyed, they’re after the jump.

Oh, It’s On!
Kill 10 enemies with any combination of classes in online games

Got wood?
Deliver 15 resources of wood or metal to the team’s stockpile in online games

Half the Calories Eat Twice as Much
Feed the Princess 1500 calories of food in a single online game

I need a hammer…
Build 30 Castle upgrades or Siege Weapons in online games

This is Caketown!
Block 100 projectiles with your shield in online games

Shish Kebab
Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games

You’re Not Cooking…
Kill 100 enemies with Fire magic in online games

Father McHealy
Heal teammates for a total of 500 hearts in online games

Don’t Make Me Slap You!
Slap 20 objects out of enemy’s hands in online games

Little Pecker
Kill an enemy (as a chicken) in an online game

Fed Zeppelin
Rescue the Princess by using the enemy’s Catapult in an online game

Who’s Your Daddy?
Kill 6 enemies within 1 second in an online game

Chubby Chaser
Protect and escort the Princess 20 times in online games

The Dark Side
Kill 200 enemies by only using Dark Magic in online games

Ring Sting
Heal, Burn, Curse and Freeze 6 characters at the same time in a single online game

Operation Eagledrop
Fly 2000 meters in online games

Thuggee
Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying

1-800-CAKE
Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

The cake is not a lie!
Complete The Legend of the Fat Princess

Gluteus Maximus
Defeat all Gladiator arenas

Cake or Death
Win 100 online games

Via [PSBlog] & [6thAxis].

3 Responses to “Fat Princess release date and trophies”

1. ShadowTiger says:

   July 28, 2009 at 9:35 am

   I like how Mass Effect gives you in game bonuses for achievements… I personally ignore them otherwise, besides some of the clever names which make me laugh.
   I don’t like how overweight people are “funny” and underweight people are not… maybe even underweight people are somewhat idealized when they do appear in video games. You could make alot of funny jokes about some paper thin characters imo. Cmon comedy writers… lets break the trends for the sake of humor.
2. Maz says:

   July 30, 2009 at 3:07 am

   Why, Why, WHY! must this game get released in the first week of uni? I had 6 weeks of doing nothing, waiting for this and DC universe online praying they’d get released on my holidays. I promised myself no more than an hour playing games a week so i can concentrate on studies this semester.
3. LesbianGamers says:

   August 3, 2009 at 7:12 am

   @ShadowTiger
   It’s odd isn’t it, where are the regular sized characters? It’s like that female character in Borderlands, she looks like she’d snap in a stiff breeze! (so does one of the male chars).
   @Maz
   Haha we feel for you Maz! You’ll have to sharpen your will power.