You may or may not have heard that the Gears of War 2 achievements have been revealed. We were taking a look at some of them and thought, wow ‘so gay’. Fanboys, remain calm, this is a joke, we’re not saying Gears of War 2 is the gayest game ever (gods forbid!), but a blind Locust could surely see the double entendre on this occasion.
The GoW 2 achievements include "Escort Service", well we know what an escort service really is don’t we. Then there’s "Girl About Town", really GIRL about town, are you serious?. "One-Night Stand", for a moment there I thought Marcus and Dom were getting funky. "Open Relationship", yeah Dom probably is in one, makes all those lonely nights with Marcus away from Maria all the sweeter. "Friends with Benefits", we don’t have to say anything do we, since we know what that saying means. "Once More, With Feeling", umm yeah. "Takes a Licking" O-o, "Beat the Meatflag"… my word. Lastly "Dirty, Dirty Horde" yeah that is a ‘D’.
This spurred our Gears of War comic (Episode 4) below.